a bum is happily digging through garbage in a public can. people passing by pretend to have the least interest in him, move around him, ignore any question of his and lastly act offended by his presence as if he should be punished for *his crime. though as of yet no law has been made to keep people out of garbage cans there will always be those trying to make an issue of any thing near garbage. they themselves have at least once reached into a garbage can seeing they dropped money in by mistake, and should a police be near by and suggest there is better then garbage digging, they swear they are within the law since it was money.

then we have an other type of joke. a non profit organization sends you a package containing what they themselves consider valuable. it has the usual do it yourself non profit postage sticker printed on its package. such an organization will send this package any where in the world and it be legal, "a deal made between the organization and the post office" saying that as long as you come to us first it makes no difference the circumstance. again, lets take a look at it's content, valuable. if i wanted to forward that package to a friend in need the post office will assist. not knowing this, no matter the content in the package, if you try the same yourself, you just may need to answer to a police. the joke is, without the post office the content can never be valuable enough a job to be done alone. if the post office can catch you at wrapping and printing on the package the "forward to" fallowed by a label with the new address placed over the old address, well lets just say it is rather dramatic...

and an other joke. this must be offensive to some of you. the post office prides themselves in being the authority on how an envelope face should look, going to length to explain where your name is placed over your address and where the receivers name and address goes. where you place the stamp to pay for its travel. have you ever got up the courage to ask a post man at the counter his definition of "name", ha ha? he will say something like 'birth certificate name' or name commonly accepted among all. he may try and get you to ask yourself 'what name got me the money making job i have ( it must be a good name to get me the job )'. 'what do my school teachers, church leaders and older more versed friends call me?'

if you look carefully at the scanned inner parts of an envelope below, you can see these three jokes and many more. just do not be play dirty now boys and girls and try making others live out the "punch line" to any of its jokes. hint: the routine letter and inserted flyers were sent as mail, from a non government employee. funny though, that person felt no conviction. he, she, they included government poisoned ink on paper as if it were nothing and could bother none who first agree with they to its harmlessness. the old angle that if you laugh so i ( the post master ) can hear you, we will both agree that you can laugh at a joke on you, making it all harmless for you. after all, isn't it said by enough that laughing at yourself is a sign of being healthy. we should never try and change that, right, ha, ha? there is an old and true quote, "never interrupt a laughing person, laughter heals and they are being healed, it is both imoral and ilegal to prevent this type of healing"

with that said, continue looking for the good jokes in the mail below, and please let me know of those i do not all ready know, enjoy them all! i do know quite a few though, be warned, ha, ha, but yes try me.

below is a copy of one leter i sent to the postmaster general, a second identical leter went to my local postmaster.

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leroy william skees john e. potter

543 johnston school road ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- postmaster general

asheville, north carolina ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  washington, dc

28806 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20260-0010

828-350-9553 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- www.usps.com

qetbogh__lod@hotmail.com

i was taught, and unless it is wrong, the post office is not government. the two, local post office, and government, all though put together by advertising tricks such as envelope print, are separate services to the public.

you have helped me, and possibly others, and are ignorant to it yourselves. let me explain, all though it is procedure and all should know. for years i bummed on the streets while looking for work. i was aware way back even then of there being at least two types of pay for work and i was only interested in honest earnings. at one point i found a check discarded in the post office trash bin. i would from day to day go through the post office trash cans for small items i found, pens, coupons, unused stamps and such. i called a number with it and asked a few dollars for returning the unused check. soon the police arrived, the manager of the post office himself decided i was guilty as charged by police, i was arrested for stealing a check and trying to either cash it, or extort.

i recently received an unstamped ( for not profit ) envelope ( no stamped date ), the return address was the postmaster in washington. like all my mail i opened it. i was surprised to find the biggest scam ( see meaning of scam at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scam ) i have seen up to now. the brochures included folded in a routine letter gave a government address. ha, ha! i read most of it, tried to take it in knowing others would not. my safety is important. among other things, since when has going through trash or garbage cans been a crime against people and where is it in the legal book that it is a punishable crime? now i know how easy it will be for you big shots there to want making its meaning appear larger then it is. i have read similar. much the same is going around to include on the internet cautioning many to be less out with their personal information. you can say several things to convince the more educated people of a great wrong here. one, you can take its present real meaning, as twisted as it is, and try pushing that on people. two, which is the rare case accept for honest people, you can listen, take in, sort out, find the deeper meaning ( fin that is, the result, what can happen if ) and after learning the outcome from spreading the word as is, if it is negative, stop the example. put an end to mailing it. go even further making its meaning more understandable to those who have been mailed it all ready ( and possibly save some innocent people great embarrassment ). because, it appears to me, a stress has all ready been put on certain sentences included. very simply that people should know there are thieves in the world ( i think most people do know ) and all ready know not to give thieves what can be used in reverse against them. it is not a hard lesson. and certainly not put in as many sentences and using the language as you have. the lesson is "do not give to a thief" and not as you put it "stealing from a trash bin is the same as giving to a thief" but you have stressed all if any parts of this all ready well known self defense in such a case. by the way, you should know my name is not "postal customer" for future reference. if it were a case, if it ever mattered at all to any here, my name would be leroy william skees. just how many victims of theft can read and like the title postal customer after having been stolen from or scammed. i know if it were i who first got the worst i certainly would not then see and like postal customer.

i am going to take computer snapshots of all the letter and all the contents and even envelope and post it at two of my personal online forums along with most of this letters content i am mailing to you. you can see the start of my forums at http://mbangpin.bravejournal.com/ and http://advertise-advertise-advertise.50megs.com/cgi-bin/blog . a copy of this leter will also go to my local postmaster

thank you,

leroy william skees

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